1. 21 May



    cristinahazard:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    troix:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    internetexplorers:

    change the world today by doing a thing

    How much thing?

    like 8 thing

    That’s too much thing

    way too much

    (via dr-horta)

     

  2. 16 May


    raideo:

    tf2maelgwyn:

    buzzfeedceleb:

    George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

    Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat

    oh my god I love this man

    (via squidofthemojave)

     

  3. 16 May


    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via squidofthemojave)

     

  4. 16 May


    steveholtvstheuniverse:

    every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

    (Source: lindsay-bluth, via squidofthemojave)

     

  5. 16 May



    lavicomtesse:

    My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

    (via viarga)

     

  6. 16 May


    nymphandoratonks: noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

    nymphandoratonks:

    noseasboba:

    I never get tired of this photo.

    Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

    “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

    (via daleyprophet)

     

  7. 15 May


    (Source: diehard-disney, via animated-disney-gifs)

     

  8. 15 May



    averypottersenioryear:

    if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

    (Source: twistedthemusical, via daleyprophet)

     

  9. 15 May



    mattfrombusted:

    sansatyrell:

    why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other

    i think kelsey was

    image

    (via kanyewesticle)

     

  10. 15 May


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  11. 15 May


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  12. 15 May



    chanelthesailor:

    * slides calculator to you with my number typed in *

    (via nedsdeclassifiedsextape)

     

  13. 12 May


    thwomps: thwomps: yes I am turtle yes I play video games seconds after I took this she tried to bite the start button off

    thwomps:

    thwomps:

    yes I am turtle yes I play video games

    seconds after I took this she tried to bite the start button off

    (via squidofthemojave)

     

  14. 5 May


    pissed-n-stoned-n-wired: Jimmy you dumb fuck

    pissed-n-stoned-n-wired:

    Jimmy you dumb fuck

    (via punkmonksteven)

     

  15. 5 May


    (Source: elijahwood, via animated-disney-gifs)